January 2011
So, I’m on the Juicy Couture website, looking through their tracksuits. I set it to prices from low to high.
The first product is $88. I’m thinking, “Damn. Forget it.”
I've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,...
xoxoillest:
So, there’s this girl at school. I swear, she is so lucky. She’s pretty and in perfect shape. She’s always touching her Blackberry in class. She’s always carrying Coach or Juicy Couture bags. She’s always wearing True Religion jeans or some other really nice brand name jeans. She’s always wearing Uggs.
One day, she came to school with boots that weren’t...
When I bought my Vans, my sister(Nancy) said they were ugly. But my grandma loved them!
When I bought my Uggs, Nancy said they were ugly again! But my grandma loved them…again.
When I bought my Coaches, Nancy said they were ugly. There is no way I am showing them to my grandma, because if she loves them, I am never buying shoes ever again.
Have you ever walked into the wrong classroom and...
xoxoillest:
STORY OF MY LIFE
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
Not even with them in a relationship /:
What a straight up gentleman.
Boy: How come you’ve never had a boyfriend?
Girl: Because I’m not allowed to have one yet. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
December 2010
I liked that song until everyone started liking...
All of my friends are pretty.
And I’m over here, all like:
xoxoillest:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you...
elektrobulb:
misskaelovesyou:
And I’m like:
WHO ARE YOU??
I wonder how many people go to my blog and choose...
birchdress:
thanks for visiting
When girls are on their period: Girl; "Hey can you...
liveitupjustbecause:
I want to be that girl your parents approve of and...
wasabi143:
mariabaaaaaby:
sand5dra-:
(via deniseanne9, -adrienne)
the next girl my baby would love is our daughter ....
wasabi143:
i love this , i got it from somewhere .
drinkresponsibly:
It’s funny when people who know not a damn thing about you, talk the MOST SHIT.
When the test papers are returned, and..
xoxoillest:
you failed and you have the lowest score in class:
you failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
you passed:
you get the highest score in class:
your friend gets the highest score in class:
someone you don’t like gets...
Twelve year olds talking about getting "So drunk".
Whenever Eminem says "If she ever tries to fucking...
beautifullillusion:
There's a Taylor Swift song for that. →
mkaar:
Love Story - You and him like each other but you aren’t allowed to date
The Way I Loved You - You love your new boyfriend, but you can’t get over how things were with your old one
Invisible - You like him but he likes her, and she’ll never like him, and you do
Fifteen - You believed everything he said, and now you realize that young love doesn’t last
Should’ve Said No - He cheated on...
People that claim they're right, but they're wrong
oh, i see what you did there. ;)
Lol I love how people think their life is gonna...
xoxoillest:
I would bitch slap you, but that would be...
ayeyouoverthere:
I'm scared you know. I'm scared that one day you...
beards4lyfe asked: merry christmas beautiful ;) x
beards4lyfe asked: merry christmas beautiful ;) x
